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The world would be better if it were a sillier place

Friday, April 01, 2005

Oh wow. These just stink. I still laughed though. OK, really it was more of a giggle. What does that say about me? I'm easily amused. Yes, it's true. I've known it my whole life. I laugh at just about anything. It doesn't even have to be that funny, and I'll laugh at it. And, if it's really funny, well, then I'm the one that's laughing the loudest and the longest. And probably crying or wetting my pants because I'm laughing so hard. And everyone else is usually just staring at me wondering "what the hell is she laughing at?". I'm so mysterious. What do I think is funny? Hmmm. Many things. One of my favorite places to get a laugh at the moment is from a TV show. Spike TV has a great spoof show "MXC". This is a Japanese TV show dubbed over in English with completely pointless banner. These poor Japanese people compete in teams doing insane stunts. I've fallen off the couch laughing so hard. With stunts named SLIPPERY SLOPE OF SLANTED DEATH, DASH TO DEATH, WALLBANGERS AND POLE RIDERS, what could not be funny! I hope you can at least grin at one of these. 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too long? Polaroid's 6. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 7. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 8. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 9. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 10. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 11. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 12. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 13. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 14. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 15. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.. 16. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 17. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 18. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 20. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Mississippi Divorce the Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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